McSassy

I stopped by McD a while back for a breakfast burrito and a cappuccino (not bad). The burrito comes
with salsa, and when asked if I wanted hot or mild, I said "One of each... you know me." The counter
boy flipped back "Yeah, you like it spicy... and then mild." Impudent monkey.

I stopped by not long after that for a coffee. Sparky was there. I ordered the coffee.

“What, no chicken?” he said.

“Not this time, thank you. Just a coffee.”

“Let me guess. You like it hot.”

The kid is a riot.



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